“Dancing With the Stars” is definitely trying to maintain their burgeoning ratings with a new and very interesting group of celebrities. Meet the new bunch of two left feet characters that are sure to have people infrangibly locked to the tube for every minute of DWTS Season 13 Ron Artest: The quirky L.A. Laker star [...]

Vero Beach, FL – Robert Johnson, a 57-year-old Vero Beach man, was arrested after alarming Humiston Park bystanders with an unwanted exhibition of his body completely in the buff.  When police confronted nude dude Johnson, he resisted arrest telling theVero Beach officers, “‘I’m just out here helping people!’” According to a recently released arrest affidavit, [...]

NASHVILLE, Tenn – Giant canisters of frozen bull semen fell from a Greyhound bus causing a minor scare after emergency officials found them emitting a strange vapor by the side of the road near downtown Nashville. The canisters fell off just before 6 a.m. on Tuesday as the bus traveled around the curve of a [...]

DALLAS — A woman has been accused of forcing her 6-year-old daughter to use cellphone video to record her having group sex, according to Dallas police. The identity of this sleazy maternal failure of a woman is not being released by media sources to protect the identity of the child in the sex-related case.  The [...]

Pat ‘Bigoty’ Buchanan was bold or crazy enough to reference President Obama as ‘Your Boy’ during an interview with Rev. Al Sharpton. The remark led to Sharpton responding ferociously, telling Buchanan that he needs to respect Barack Obama as his president and everyone’s president. Buchanan initially refused to issue an apology, but eventually took the [...]

Polygamist perv Warren Jeffs gave lessons to all his wives on how to have group sex and be comfortable nude. This was revealed in a 90-minute recording that prosecuters played in court today as one of the last peieces of evidence against the cult leader. In the 90-minute recording, Jeffs instructs 12 of his plural [...]

An elderly South African Man got the shock of his life last Sunday when he woke up in a morgue refrigerator. A South African Health Department spokesman says the man woke up 21 hours after his family called an undertaker, who also concluded the man was dead after an asthma attack. Morgue workers were frightened [...]

Gary, Indiana – Aaron Pace, 22, wanted to donate blood at his local blood and plasma center.  However; after undergoing the usual interview and screening process, Pace says he was told by staff members of the blood center that he appeared to be a homosexual” and therefore couldn’t donate. Because the kind of GAYDAR the [...]

Victoria, Australia – A VICTORIAN woman is being investigated after she offered her two young children for sale to the highest bidder on eBay. This interesting example of an Australian mother wrote a “lengthy sales pitch” that included photographs of her son and daughter, both under the age of 10. But that is not the [...]

Mason, Ohio – Stacy Schuler, A former Mason High School teacher, has changed her plea in the case where she is accused of having sex with five male students between August and December of last year.  Schuler’s attorney, Charlie Rittgers, filed a motion last week changing her plea from not guilty to not guilty by [...]

Florida – With a price tag of $1.5 million dollars and a 1000-horsepower, 8-liter, 16-cylinder engine that maxes at 260mph, the Bugatti Veyron is considered a modern automotive legend.  The shockingly expensive price tag  for the fastest road-legal car in the world  makes it one of the rarest automobiles on the market.  25-year-old Mike Duff  [...]

This feline got tiger DNA in him or something. You heard of fighting like cats and dogs, but no dog can fux with this cat’s fighting style.