By now the world has heard that the fast food giant Burger King has released Flame,  their new line of body spray.  The thought of a body spray created by Burger King invokes thoughts of a scene from Animal Planet and and an Axe commercial.  The scene probally would be scripted with something different than [...]

Why are camels wondering in the streets of Mexico?  No this is not evidence that a synister terrorist network is exploiting our weak border protection to gain access to our country in order to attack us because we love freedom so much.  They escaped from some business man’s warehouse in search of freedom.  And were [...]

Can The Following 10 People Please Report To An AA Meeting? ONTARIO – A mother from Ontario was charged with violating traffic laws after she asked her 9-year-old daughter to drive her home. The police found the car going very slowly along some back roads and pulled her over when they noticed how small the [...]

You know those times when you are away from the comfort of your home and a sudden urge to drop a big one overwhelms you.  You first try to withstand the volcanic bubbling and intense abdominal pain hoping to postpone this major evacuation until you return to the comfort of your own throne.   Then you [...]