A STOW, Ohio man patiently stood in line, donning a ski mask, before brandishing a gun at the next available teller.  The teller attempted to make the man remove the mask before he was served.  Feliks “the hot mess” Goldshtein was arrested after making away with an unspecified amount of cash and being chased down [...]

Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got. -Gen Lewis B Hershey, Director, Selective Service System Be Quick. Be Quit.  Give your cash or I’ll [...]

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Rule number one in the criminal hand book should be “Never Call The Cops”.  But stupid criminals never cease to amaze us.  They faithful invoke the three hots and a cot guarantee.  Such is the case for a 28-year-old SHEBOYGAN, Wis. man  who called cops to report a burglary.  Only he forgot to put away [...]

Police say a man in Portsmouth, N.H handed over his license and registration at a sobriety checkpoint during the weekend, then peeled out and sped away, almost hitting an officer.  The 32-year-old idiot was eventually pulled over and marijuana  was allegedly found in his vehicle.  He was charged with driving under the influence of drugs, [...]

Besides being a disposable toilet for the potty challenged or post fight therapy for boxer Vitali Klitschko, it seems that diapers can be used to smuggle spicy pork sausage links.  Now that is a real hot mess.  This is what U.S. customs officers may have thought when a women declared several soiled diapers at the [...]

“Police say a man was recovering from a gunshot wound after he shot himself in the leg with a handgun while practicing a quick draw. Police said a bullet from a revolver entered the 61-year-old man’s leg just below the left knee and lodged in his foot. Police say when rescue crews arrived at about [...]

Brad Sciullo has become another name in the long list of people to do  first what no one else cares about.  At 5-foot-11 this man took down a 20.2 pounder in less 4hrs 39 minutes.  This gut busting burger is known as the the Beer Barrel Belly Bruiser.  At 15lbs thats a lot of beef.  [...]

“What  the hell you doing in my house”, is what sources say a man said when he was awaken by police officers after a night of drinking.  Only it wasn’t his house.  Bob and Joanne Breiner along with their son returned home from a dinner only to find a strange man comfortably nestled in the [...]