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		<title>Woman Drops 114lbs After Armed Robber Called Her A &#8216;Fat Cow&#8217; As He Struggled To Tie Her Up</title>
		<link>http://www.laughoutnews.com/2011/07/07/woman-drops-114lbs-after-armed-robber-called-her-a-fat-cow-as-he-struggled-to-tie-her-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 00:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kujo Black</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For one scumbag criminal it was not enough for him to rob Josie Barnes and her sister at gun point.  He also felt the need to rob her of confidence and self worth


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.laughoutnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Josie-Barnes.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-4158" title="Josie Barnes" src="http://www.laughoutnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Josie-Barnes-300x287.jpg" alt="Josie Barnes called fat cow by robber" width="300" height="287" /></a>For one scumbag criminal it was not enough for him to rob Josie Barnes and her sister at gun point.  He also felt the need to rob her of confidence and self worth by calling her a &#8216;fat cow&#8217; while he struggled to tie her up.</p>
<p>It all took place on December 2006,  when Josie went to pick her sister up from the bar In Essex County England where both sisters worked.</p>
<p>Barnes said she felt helpless and totally humiliated that after thieves put a gun to her head , tied up her arms and legs, &amp; forced her to lie down on the floor of the bar, one of them took time out to ridicule her weight problem.</p>
<p>After the ordeal Barnes withdrew from work<a href="http://www.laughoutnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Josie-Barnes-1.jpg"><img class="alignright size-large wp-image-4160" title="Josie Barnes-1" src="http://www.laughoutnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Josie-Barnes-1-184x600.jpg" alt="josie barnes called fat cow by robber" width="184" height="600" /></a>, the rest of the world and resorted to sitting at home eating  junk food. Because she was terrified to go outside, she remained indoors and piled even more weight from living her reclusive lifestyle.</p>
<p>Josie said: &#8216;I had flashbacks and slept with the light on for more than a year. My confidence was totally destroyed.</p>
<p>&#8216;At school people would call me lardy or fatty and shout nasty things.</p>
<p>&#8216;When the robber called me fat that night, it just brought all those horrible memories back.&#8217;</p>
<p>After 2 years Josie decided she had enough and would no longer allow the bullies to have power over her.  She signed up for Weight Watchers the day after she returned from a family trip to Aruba.  She managed to shed nearly 115 lbs and will be able to slip into her dream wedding dress when she gets married this summer.  The former bar tender has dropped down from a size 24 to a size 10 and plans on staying there, especially since it helped her to meet her Turkish hunk fiance.</p>
<p>Josie Barnes believes if the robber&#8217;s haunting word&#8217;s never inspired her to make changes nothing else would have.</p>


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		<title>American Idol To Fan: Front Row Is For Skinny People! Take Your Fat A$$ To The Back</title>
		<link>http://www.laughoutnews.com/2011/04/13/american-idol-to-fan-front-row-is-for-skinny-people-take-your-fat-a-to-the-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 04:12:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LizzyT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ashley Kauffamn had her world turned upside down after being told by production staffers, 'Oh no, you're just too big, too heavy to be in front!'


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.laughoutnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ashley-kauffaman.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3525" title="ashley kauffaman" src="http://www.laughoutnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ashley-kauffaman.jpg" alt="ashley kauffaman banished to the back of american idol for being too fat" width="254" height="410" /></a>American Idol is known for crushing dreams, but redirecting people to the back seat because of their weight is going too far!  </p>
<p>This is just plain mean! Not even tighty-T Simon Cowell seems capable of this kind of senseless discrimination.</p>
<p>Pia Toscana was not the only one sobbing on Thursday after American Idol crushed her dreams.  19-year-old, Ashley Kauffamn had her world turned upside down after being told by production staffers, &#8216;Oh no, you&#8217;re just too big, too heavy to be in front!&#8217;</p>
<p>To add insult to injury, Kauffamn was not allowed to sit anywhere else except for the back, nowhere near the ‘skinny section’ and her three skinny friends.</p>
<p>The 5’2 brunette, from Riverdale California, weighs a measly 150lbs soaking wet, so it is unlikely that she posed a serious threat to any of those American Idol chairs in the studio.</p>
<p>You see, this is the attitude that ruined Rueben ‘Teddy Bear’ Studdard’s career and also caused Jennifer Hudson to begin disappearing right in front of us.  Randy tried to disappear too, but stopped in the nick of time &#8212; and Dawg, Dawg, he certainly wouldn’t be a good judge back in the fatty pants section would he?</p>


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		<title>Daily Hottest Mess: Too Fat To Work, The New Excuse For Welfare</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 17:20:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tasha T</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is some outrageous AIG hot mess shit going on in that United Welfare Kingdom.  A family of four with a combined weight of 1162 lbs say they are &#8220;too fat to work&#8221; and need more than the $30,742 they currently receive in benefits.   The Chawners AKA Chowers AKA Nawers, haven&#8217;t worked in 11 years, [...]


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<div id="attachment_734" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 378px"><a href="http://www.laughoutnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/family_to_fat_to_work1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-734" src="http://www.laughoutnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/family_to_fat_to_work1.jpg" alt="" width="368" height="230" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Philip Chawner, 53, and his 57-year-old wife Audrey weigh 336lbs. Their daughter Emma, 19, weighs 238lbs, while her older sister Samantha, 21, weighs 252lbs.</p></div>
<p>This is some outrageous AIG hot mess shit going on in that United Welfare Kingdom.  A family of four with a combined weight of 1162 lbs say they are &#8220;too fat to work&#8221; and need more than the $30,742 they currently receive in benefits.   The Chawners AKA Chowers AKA Nawers, haven&#8217;t worked in 11 years, claim their weight is a hereditary condition and the money they receive is insufficient to live on.  They claim they can barely afford their 3,000 a day calorie intake each of junk food and fruits and vegetables are too expenseive.</p>
<p>Here is a message from laughoutnews.com,  Put down your Bacon Butties and get off your fat British arses and go get a job.  No More Government Hand Outs For More Food You Lazy Lamos.</p>


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