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		<title>Black Widow Gobbles 181 Chicken Wings In 12 Minutes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sonya Thomas crowned champion after scarfing down 181 chicken wings in 12 minutes. The fact that she's a woman with a bottomless gut is not even the crazy part!


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<li><a href='http://www.laughoutnews.com/videos/Crazy-Widow-Eats-Her-Husband-For-Breakfast-Lunch-And-Dinner/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Crazy Widow Eats Her Husband For Breakfast, Lunch, And Dinner'>Crazy Widow Eats Her Husband For Breakfast, Lunch, And Dinner</a></li>
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		<link>http://www.laughoutnews.com/2011/09/05/black-widow-gobbles-181-chicken-wings-in-12-minutes/</link>
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		<title>&#8216;Dancing With the Stars&#8217; New Lightning Rod Cast to Include Ron Artest, Nancy Grace, Chaz Bono, &amp; More</title>
		<description><![CDATA["Dancing With the Stars" is definitely trying to maintain their burgeoning ratings with a new and very interesting group of celebrities.


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<li><a href='http://www.laughoutnews.com/photos/Secret-Executive-Ron-de-Vous/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Secret Executive Ron de Vous'>Secret Executive Ron de Vous</a></li>
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		<link>http://www.laughoutnews.com/2011/08/30/dancing-with-the-stars-new-lightning-rod-cast-to-include-ron-artest-nancy-grace-chaz-bono-more/</link>
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		<title>Newlyweds Arrested For Stealing Food For Wedding Reception</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Arthur Phillips, 31, and his 22-year-old  bride, Brittany Lurch, were arrested on Saturday for stealing $1,049 worth of groceries for their wedding reception...


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<li><a href='http://www.laughoutnews.com/2011/04/21/nikki-still-on-the-run-after-stealing-18-pack-of-beer-shoving-it-up-her-shirt-what-kind-of-shirt-was-that/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: &#8216;Nikki&#8217;  Still On The Run After Stealing 18-pack Of Beer &#038; Shoving It Up Her Shirt &#8211; What Kind Of Shirt Was That?'>&#8216;Nikki&#8217;  Still On The Run After Stealing 18-pack Of Beer &#038; Shoving It Up Her Shirt &#8211; What Kind Of Shirt Was That?</a></li>
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		<link>http://www.laughoutnews.com/2011/08/26/newlyweds-arrested-for-stealing-food-for-wedding-reception/</link>
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		<title>Nude Dude Strolling Vero Beach Tells Police He&#8217;s &#8216;Just Out Here Helping People&#8217;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Robert Johnson, a 57-year-old Vero Beach man, was arrested after alarming Humiston Park bystanders with an unwanted exhibition of his body completely in the buff...


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		<link>http://www.laughoutnews.com/2011/08/25/nude-dude-strolling-vero-beach-tells-police-hes-just-out-here-helping-people/</link>
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		<title>Splattered Bull Baby Batter Shuts Down Highway Ramp</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Giant canisters of frozen bull semen fell from a Greyhound bus causing a minor scare after emergency officials found them emitting a strange vapor by the side of the road...


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		<link>http://www.laughoutnews.com/2011/08/24/splattered-bull-baby-batter-shuts-down-highway-ramp/</link>
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		<title>Boozy Babe Arrested Over Bikini Wax Beef</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Anna Bacon-Silveira, a 39-year-old Iowa woman, is sobering up behind bars after becoming irate and going upside the head of a salon employee with a towel because she was denied service


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		<link>http://www.laughoutnews.com/2011/08/24/boozy-babe-arrested-over-bikini-wax-beef/</link>
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		<title>Strange Creepy Plus Size Model Treats Her 300 Dolls Like They&#8217;re Real Babies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Marilyn Mansfield, a tattooed, platinum blonde, plus-size model from Staten Island, has turned her apartment into a creepy silent 24hr daycare filled with handmade, eerily lifelike baby dolls


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<li><a href='http://www.laughoutnews.com/videos/This-Strange-Creature-Does-The-Most-Bizarre-Dance-Ever-/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: This Strange Creature Does The Most Bizarre Dance Ever'>This Strange Creature Does The Most Bizarre Dance Ever</a></li>
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		<link>http://www.laughoutnews.com/2011/08/16/strange-creepy-plus-size-model-treats-her-300-dolls-like-theyre-real-babies/</link>
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		<title>Man Falls 5-Stories, Receives Double Impalement, Lives To See Another Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Julian Mattes should by thankful for his guardian angel or one of his 9 lives after falling five stories from a downtown apartment building and being impaled by an iron fence.


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		<link>http://www.laughoutnews.com/2011/08/10/man-falls-5-stories-receives-double-impalement-lives-to-see-another-day/</link>
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		<title>Nominated For Worst Mom Of The Year Award: Woman Who Force 6-Year-Old Daughter To Videotape Her Orgy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman has been accused of forcing her 6-year-old daughter to use cellphone video to record her having group sex


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<li><a href='http://www.laughoutnews.com/2011/06/10/mother-of-the-year-gives-daughter-a-10000-boob-job-voucher-for-her-seventh-birthday-celebration/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Mother Of The Year Gives Daughter A $10,000 Boob Job Voucher For Her Seventh Birthday Celebration'>Mother Of The Year Gives Daughter A $10,000 Boob Job Voucher For Her Seventh Birthday Celebration</a></li>
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		<link>http://www.laughoutnews.com/2011/08/09/nominated-for-worst-mom-of-the-year-award-woman-who-force-6-year-old-daughter-to-videotape-her-orgy/</link>
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		<title>President Obama Isn&#8217;t Nobody&#8217;s Boy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Pat 'Bigoty' Buchanan was bold or crazy enough to reference President Obama as 'Your Boy' during an interview with Rev. Al Sharpton.


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<li><a href='http://www.laughoutnews.com/2010/08/03/wyclef-jean-will-announce-his-run-for-haiti-president-according-to-ex-deputy/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Wyclef Jean will announce his run for Haiti president According To Ex-deputy'>Wyclef Jean will announce his run for Haiti president According To Ex-deputy</a></li>
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		<link>http://www.laughoutnews.com/2011/08/06/president-obama-isnt-nobodys-boy/</link>
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