“Dancing With the Stars” is definitely trying to maintain their burgeoning ratings with a new and very interesting group of celebrities. Meet the new bunch of two left feet characters that are sure to have people infrangibly locked to the tube for every minute of DWTS Season 13
Ron Artest: The quirky L.A. Laker star who plans to change his name to ‘Metta World Peace’ is glad to find something to do during the NBA lockout.
Nancy Grace: This uber opinionated TV host and former trial lawyer will definitely tango with the judges.
Chaz Bono: The First tranny ever on the show plans to get down with the disco balls
Kristin Cavallari: Former star of “The Hills” and “Laguna Beach,” hopefully can stay around longer than her former co-star Audrina Patridge did last fall?
Ricki Lake: Talk-show host and actress should call on her experience in the “Hairspray” movie musical if she plans to succeed.
David Arquette: As one of the only survivors of all four “Scream” and a brief WCW championship holder, this star has proven survivor skills.
Robert Kardashian: The younger and only male sibling of the Kardashian sisters, everyone knows you just can’t lose with a Kardashian.
Other cast members include Wilson Phillips singer, Chynna Phillips; “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” Carson Kressley, actor J.R. Martinez; World Cup soccer player Hope Solo; and Italian actress & George Clooney‘s ex, Elisabetta Canalis.
Pat ‘Bigoty’ Buchanan was bold or crazy enough to reference President Obama as ‘Your Boy’ during an interview with Rev. Al Sharpton. The remark led to Sharpton responding ferociously, telling Buchanan that he needs to respect Barack Obama as his president and everyone’s president. Buchanan initially refused to issue an apology, but eventually took the time to “clarify his remarks.”
Polygamist perv Warren Jeffs gave lessons to all his wives on how to have group sex and be comfortable nude. This was revealed in a 90-minute recording that prosecuters played in court today as one of the last peieces of evidence against the cult leader.
In the 90-minute recording, Jeffs instructs 12 of his plural wives on group sex, becoming comfortable nude and how they should care for their body hair in what he called a “training.”
Among the wives in the group was the 14-year-old girl whose parents brought her to be married to Jeffs. Records presented in court indicate that Jeffs, who was 48 at the time, unofficially “married” the 14-year-old and reportedly fathered her child.
The prosecution was expected to rest its case Wednesday.
Get ready to laugh when you watch this Colbert Report clip where Stephen Colbert uses this embarrassing chapter in Rep. Anthony Weiner’s life to exemplify the stark difference in values between Democrats and Republicans
President Obama has confirmed that U.S. special forces has killed Osama Bin Laden, leader of Al Qaeda. Now exactly 8 years after President George W. Bush declared ‘Mission Accomplished’ the original mission has finally been accomplished. Or has it? Well maybe the answer lies in the infamous Geico commercials – Was 911 so easy to pull off that even a caveman can do it?
It appears that even the fans of celebrities have access to special treatment when it comes to American justice.
The woman known as Juror 137 must be thrilled that her ‘Oprah excuse’ worked to preserve her opportunity to attend one of the final tapings of ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show.’ This jury shirker, who claimed she already had a ticket to the show, was released from her jury duty in the Rob Blagojevich’s trial after the presiding judge, defense lawyers and prosecutors agreed to drop her.
Although Juror 137′s success with the ‘Oprah excuse’ is somewhat of an amusing lighthearted tale, there is a gloomy twist. Others jurors who had issues more serious than to attend a tv show taping , were forced to stay on.
Some of the other potential jurors complained about how being part of Blagojevich’s trail would cause them financial hardship. Even the wife of a Blagojevich’s campaign volunteer wasn’t dismissed. So much for blind justice!
Rob Blagojevich himself weighed in on the freed jurors golden Oprah tickets:
“I’m very happy that that juror was dismissed from the jury pursuant to her request so that she can actually go and do what is a once-in-a-lifetime thing and that is see the ‘Oprah Winfrey Show.’”
When a reporter asked if “Oprah” tickets are “golden,” a reference to a phone call in which Blagojevich says his ability to appoint someone to President Obama’s vacated Senate seat was “f@cking golden,” Blago smiled, walked back to the microphones and said, “No. I would say they’re f@cking golden.”
Hide ya wife, hide ya kids! A stoned cold pot head is loose in the neighborhood and they arresting errrbody up in herrr! LOL.
It seems the bed intruder fighting, Antoine Dodson has found himself on the other side of the law — riding dirty. The internet sensation was booked on Saturday for possession of marijuana and four other misdemeanor offenses.
Antoine Dodson, 24, was pulled over early Saturday morning in Huntsville, Ala., on speeding charges and was charged with misdemeanor possession along with speeding and failure to appear in court on previous warrants.
Although the internet star was released on bond Sunday, he still faces a year in jail on the charges, according to the Madison County Sheriff’s Department.
Antoine hilariously tweeted this morning:
“Let me be the first to tell it!! So just got out of jail off a weak charge. LmaORoTfF!!!!!”
LMAOAAD!!!!! (Oh that means laughing my a$$ of at Antoine Dodson) Yup, those charges are kind of weak, but Antoine should know that prison is no place for a gay internet superhero.
Did you know its possible for somebody to steal there own stuff? Former Major League Baseball Player Lenny Dykstra did it and now he’s in major league trouble after being targeted by feds for “estate jacking” himself by embezzling over $400k from his bankrupt estate.
According to the U.S. Attorney in L.A., 48-year-old Dykstra was arrested by local authorities and charged with one felony count of embezzling from a bankruptcy estate.
Dykstra is not legally allowed to sell off any of the items that make up the bankruptcy estate. The property must only be used to pay off debts to creditors and all transactions must be initiated by a court-appointed trustee.
Dykstra apparently was looking for a way to get around this and in his classic “Nail & Dude” fashion loaded up a ton of his expensive personal items into a U-Haul truck — including furnishings and fixtures — and sold them to an L.A. consignment store.
Officials say Dykstra was also trying to discretely sell some of the estate’s property on eBay and Craigslist … including sports memorabilia. Dykstra is also accused of ripping out a $50,000 sink from his $18 million L.A. area mansion … and installing it in his office in Camarillo.
If convicted, the bankrupt slugger faces up to five years in federal prison.
