“Dancing With the Stars” is definitely trying to maintain their burgeoning ratings with a new and very interesting group of celebrities. Meet the new bunch of two left feet characters that are sure to have people infrangibly locked to the tube for every minute of DWTS Season 13
Ron Artest: The quirky L.A. Laker star who plans to change his name to ‘Metta World Peace’ is glad to find something to do during the NBA lockout.
Nancy Grace: This uber opinionated TV host and former trial lawyer will definitely tango with the judges.
Chaz Bono: The First tranny ever on the show plans to get down with the disco balls
Kristin Cavallari: Former star of “The Hills” and “Laguna Beach,” hopefully can stay around longer than her former co-star Audrina Patridge did last fall?
Ricki Lake: Talk-show host and actress should call on her experience in the “Hairspray” movie musical if she plans to succeed.
David Arquette: As one of the only survivors of all four “Scream” and a brief WCW championship holder, this star has proven survivor skills.
Robert Kardashian: The younger and only male sibling of the Kardashian sisters, everyone knows you just can’t lose with a Kardashian.
Other cast members include Wilson Phillips singer, Chynna Phillips; “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” Carson Kressley, actor J.R. Martinez; World Cup soccer player Hope Solo; and Italian actress & George Clooney‘s ex, Elisabetta Canalis.