A man held a woman captive in handcuffs and an adult diaper for three days while he read Bible passages to her, police said.  The woman, Shykea Boykin, escaped while her said to be kidnapper slept and banged on neighbors’ doors until the cops came. Remember the intro to the song Method Man off the  [...]

We can’t figure it out.  Maybe you can!

Here’s a hint: Someone just got done working on a little stimulus package of their own and left it where the groceries should be.