2008 December 29 - Laugh Out News

dancing with the stars season 13 cast ron artest, chaz bono, nancy grace

‘Dancing With the Stars’ New Lightning Rod Cast to Include Ron Artest, Nancy Grace, Chaz Bono, & More

“Dancing With the Stars” is definitely trying to maintain their burgeoning ratings with a new and very interesting group of celebrities.

robert johnson accused of exposing himself on vero beach

Nude Dude Strolling Vero Beach Tells Police He’s ‘Just Out Here Helping People’

Robert Johnson, a 57-year-old Vero Beach man, was arrested after alarming Humiston Park bystanders with an unwanted exhibition of his body completely in the buff…

bull semen closes down highway ramp in nashville

Splattered Bull Baby Batter Shuts Down Highway Ramp

Giant canisters of frozen bull semen fell from a Greyhound bus causing a minor scare after emergency officials found them emitting a strange vapor by the side of the road…

Nominated For Worst Mom Of The Year Award: Woman Who Force 6-Year-Old Daughter To Videotape Her Orgy

A woman has been accused of forcing her 6-year-old daughter to use cellphone video to record her having group sex

al sharpton reprimands pat buchanon for your boy remark

President Obama Isn’t Nobody’s Boy

Pat ‘Bigoty’ Buchanan was bold or crazy enough to reference President Obama as ‘Your Boy’ during an interview with Rev. Al Sharpton.

Court Tape Reveals Warren Jeffs Made Sex Tape Instructing Wives On How To Have Group Sex

Polygamist perv Warren Jeffs gave lessons to all his wives on how to have group sex and be comfortable nude…

south african man awakes in morgue refridgerator

South African Man Rises From The Dead 21 Hours Later In Morgue Refrigerator

An elderly South African Man got the shock of his life last Sunday when he woke up in a morgue refrigerator.

aaron-pace-rejected-by-blood-center because he looked gagy

Straight Man Rejected As Blood Donor Because He Looked Gay

Because the kind of GAYDAR the highly trained Gay Detection Unit At the blood center uses is unknown, it is unknown what about Pace’s “looks, character, and behavior” made him “appear” homosexual.

Mother Under Investigation For Auctioning Her Kids On eBay

A VICTORIAN woman is being investigated after she offered her two young children for sale to the highest bidder on eBay…

stacy schuler changes plea to not guilty by insanity in sex with students case

Teacher Who Let The Football Team Score On Her Changes Plea To Insanity

Stacy Schuler, A former Mason High School teacher, has changed her plea in a case where she is accused of having sex with five male students between August and December of last year…

man builds bugatti veyron replica by hand

Man Builds Knockoff Million Dollar Bugatti Supercar By Hand & Turns Heads

25-year-old Mike Duff knew that the Veyron was priced out of his range, but that didn’t stop him from building his very own bootleg version of the Volkswagon speedster with his bare hands.

Boxing Cat

This feline got tiger DNA in him or something. You heard of fighting like cats and dogs, but no dog can fux with this cat’s fighting style.

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Bank Robber Gives Teller Threatening Note On Pay Stub
Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got. -Gen Lewis B Hershey, Director, Selective Service System Be Quick. Be Quit. Give your cash or I’ll [...]